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THE INVASION
There have been
seen in the city lately,
groups of men who
invade a restaurant
around suppertime
and force their way into the kitchen.
They all have
full beards and dress very much alike -
dark suits, long
black overcoats, fedora hats.
Some even have
long curls around the ears.
Many carry small
bats with which they tap
the kneecaps of
anyone who tries to oppose their entrance.
They then take
over the kitchen, inspecting cupboards for
dishes,
silverware drawers, cabinets for cookware,
and, most
especially, refrigerators and freezers.
They cause a
great deal of destruction simply by the
amount of food
they throw into trashcans
totally
disregarding the wails of the chefs over the waste.
One look into
their eyes is enough to stop
anyone from
taking action against them.
These men are the
new food police:
The Kosher Nostra
 
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