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That's Amore
(With apologies to Dean
Martin)
When the moon hits
your eye,
Like a big pizza pie,  That's amore.
When an eel bites
your hand,
And that's not what you planned,  That's a moray.
When our
habits are strange,
And our customs deranged,  That's our mores.
When
your horse munches straw,
And the bales total four,  That's some more hay.
When
Othello's poor wife,
Becomes stabbed with a knife,  That's a Moor, eh?
When
a Japanese knight,
Uses his sword in a fight,  That's Samurai.
When
your sheep go to graze,
In a damp marshy place,  That's a moor, eh?
When your
boat comes home fine,
And you tie up her line,  That's a moor, eh?
When you ace
your last tests,
Like you did all the rest,  That's some more "A"s!
When
on Mt. Cook you see,
An aborigine,  That's a Maori.
Alley
Oop's homeland has,
A space gun with pizzazz,  That's a Moon ray...
A comedian ham,
With the name Amsterdam,  That's a Morey.
When your
chocolate graham,
Is so full and so crammed,  That s'more, eh.
When you've
had quite enough,
Of this dumb rhyming stuff,  That's "No more!", eh? |
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