That's Amore
(With apologies to Dean Martin)


When the moon hits your eye,
Like a big pizza pie,

That's amore.
When an eel bites your hand,
And that's not what you planned,

That's a moray.
When our habits are strange,
And our customs deranged,

That's our mores.
When your horse munches straw,
And the bales total four,

That's some more hay.
When Othello's poor wife,
Becomes stabbed with a knife,

That's a Moor, eh?
When a Japanese knight,
Uses his sword in a fight,

That's Samurai.
When your sheep go to graze,
In a damp marshy place,

That's a moor, eh?
When your boat comes home fine,
And you tie up her line,

That's a moor, eh?
When you ace your last tests,
Like you did all the rest,

That's some more "A"s!
When on Mt. Cook you see,
An aborigine,

That's a Maori.
Alley Oop's homeland has,
A space gun with pizzazz,

That's a Moon ray...
A comedian ham,
With the name Amsterdam,

That's a Morey.
When your chocolate graham,
Is so full and so crammed,

That s'more, eh.
When you've had quite enough,
Of this dumb rhyming stuff,

That's "No more!", eh?

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