DEALING WITH THE TALIBAN

 

As we all know,
 
the Taliban
 
 
 considers it a sin for a man
 
 to see a naked woman who is not his wife.
 
 
 
 
 
 
So, this Saturday at 2:00 PM Central  time,
 
 all North American women
 
 
 are asked to walk out of their house completely naked
 
 to help weed out any terrorists.
 
 
  Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this
 
 
 
anti-terrorist effort.
 
 
All men
 
are to position themselves in lawn chairs
 
 
 in  front of their house to prove they are not Taliban
 
 and they think it's okay to see other women nude.
 
           
This also will show support for their wives and

neighbours.
 
 
 
 
 
Since the Taliban
 
also does not approve of alcohol,
 
 
 a cold six-pack at your side
 
 will be further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.
 
 

The United States of America appreciates your efforts
 
 
 to root out terrorists
 
 
 and applauds your participation.
 


 
 
GOD BLESS AMERICA!
 
 
 
 

 

 

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