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DEALING WITH THE TALIBAN
As we all know,
the Taliban
considers it a sin for a
man
to see a naked woman who
is not his wife.
So, this Saturday at 2:00
PM Central time,
all North American women
are asked to walk out of
their house completely naked
to help weed out any
terrorists.
Circling your block for
one hour is recommended for this
anti-terrorist effort.
All men
are to position themselves
in lawn chairs
in front of their house
to prove they are not Taliban
and they think it's okay
to see other women nude.
This also will
show support for their wives and
neighbours. 
Since the
Taliban
also does not approve of
alcohol,
a cold six-pack at your
side
will be further proof of
your anti-Taliban sentiment.
The United States of America appreciates your efforts 
to root out terrorists
and applauds your
participation.
GOD
BLESS AMERICA!
 
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