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GIRLS' AND GUYS' PRAYERS
GIRLS' PRAYER
Lord,
Before I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a man, who's not a creep
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who's loves to listen long
One who thinks before he speaks
When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks
I pray that he is gainfully employed
And when I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed
Pulls out my chair and opens my door
Massages my back and begs to do more
Oh! send me a man who'll make love to my mind
Knows what to answer to "How big's my behind?"
One who'll make love till my body's a'twitchin
In the hall, in the garden and in the kitchen!
I pray that this man will love me to no end
And never attempt to hit on my friend.
A GUY'S PRAYER
Lord,
I pray for a nympho with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store
and likes to fish.
AMEN
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