GIRLS' AND GUYS' PRAYERS
 
 
GIRLS' PRAYER
 
Lord,
 
Before I lay me down to sleep
 
I pray for a man, who's not a creep
 
 
One who's handsome, smart and strong
 
 
One who's loves to listen long
 
One who thinks before he speaks
 
 When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks
 
 
I pray that he is gainfully employed
 
And when I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed
 
 
Pulls out my chair and opens my door
 
 
Massages my back and begs to do more
 
Oh! send me a man who'll make love to my mind
 
 
 Knows what to answer to "How big's my behind?"
 
 
One who'll make love till my body's a'twitchin
 
 In the hall, in the garden and in the kitchen!
 
 
I pray that this man will love me to no end
 
 
And never attempt to hit on my friend.
 
 
A GUY'S PRAYER
 
Lord,
 
I pray for a nympho with huge boobs
 
 
 who owns a liquor store
 
  
and likes to fish.
 
 
AMEN


 

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