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PILOT'S HELL
Mac died
at the controls of his plane
and went to Pilots' Hell, where he found a hideous devil and three doors. 
The
devil was busy escorting other pilots
to various "Hell Rooms". 
"I'll be
right back," said the devil,
 "don't go away..." and he vanished.
Sneaking
over to the first door,
Mac
peeked in and saw a cockpit
 where the pilot was condemned to forever run through pre-flight checks.  He slammed that door and peeked into the second.
There,
alarms rang and red lights flashed while
a pilot had to avoid one emergency after another.  Unable to imagine a worse fate, Mac cautiously opened the third door.  He was amazed to see many beautiful, scantily clad flight attendants answering to a captain's every whim.  He quickly returned to his place seconds before the devil reappeared.
"Okay,
Mac," said the devil,
 "Which door will it be, number 1 or number 2?"
"Um, I
want door number 3,"
answered Mac. 
"Sorry,"
said the devil.
"You
can't have door number 3," he smiled.
 "That's Flight Attendants' Hell." 
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