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I spent several
years as an
entertainment director on cruise ships. 
In order to work
on a ship you are required
to attend frequent
lectures in water safety.
Considerable time
was devoted to what you should do
if you
accidentally fall overboard.
 It was recommended to us, not to panic,
but to slowly
remove all our outer clothing.
However, we were
warned to be certain that
the blouse always
is taken off last,
because the air
gets under the blouse and acts like a buoy.
 It was also recommended that we should always carry a bar of soap... 
Because we could
be certain to be washed ashore...
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