MORRIS GOES TO THE DOCTOR


 
Morris,
an 82 year-old man,
 
 
 

went to the doctor
to get a physical.

 
 
 
 
 
 
A few days later,
the doctor saw Morris
walking down the street
with a gorgeous
young lady on his arm.
 
 
 
  
 

 
A couple of days later
the doctor spoke
to the man and said,
"You're really doing great,
aren't you?"
 
 
 

 




Morris replied,
"Just doing
what you said, Doctor:

 
 
 

 
'Get a hot mamma and
be cheerful'."

 
 
 
 

The doctor said,
"I didn't say that...
 

 


 
I said,
you've got
a heart murmur.
 
 

 
 
Be careful."

 


 


 

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