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LUIGI SAILS TO THE
USA
After WW II,
there was a crush of
immigration from Europe to the USA.
One Italian, Luigi,
obtained passage on a
steamer after months of waiting,
and his entire village
went down to the pier
to see him off
telling him how lucky he was,
going to live in the
land of opportunity.
In six months, Luigi
was back,
disgusted and
disappointed.
His friends all told
him,
"Luigi, you crazy,
why you come back?"
Luigi griped.....
 "All day long, Sex! In the news-papers, 
onna th' radio, inna
the movies, onna the billboards,
all you see is
SEX.
It'sa disgusting!
Why, even the ship, it sail into New York 
the band on the dock
is'a playin',
 an' whadda you 'tink they play?" "Yanka-my-Doodle, 
She's a Dandy!!!!!".
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