LUIGI SAILS TO THE USA
After WW II,
there was a crush of immigration from Europe to the USA.
One Italian, Luigi,
obtained passage on a steamer after months of waiting,
and his entire village went down to the pier to see him off
telling him how lucky he was,
going to live in the land of opportunity.
In six months, Luigi was back,
disgusted and disappointed.
His friends all told him,
"Luigi, you crazy, why you come back?"
"All day long, Sex! In the news-papers,
onna th' radio, inna the movies, onna the billboards,
all you see is SEX.
Why, even the ship, it sail into New York
the band on the dock is'a playin',
an' whadda you 'tink they play?"
She's a Dandy!!!!!".