WHIMSICAL WITS - The Fertiliser Club

THE FERTILISER CLUB

This is being sent to you

because we know you are critically
interested in your front lawn,

and this summer season will soon be upon us.

This is a fertilizer club

and will not cost you a cent to join.

Upon receipt of this letter,

go to the address at the top of this list
and poop on their front lawn.

You won't be the only one there,

so don't be embarrassed.

Then make five of this letter

and send it to five of your friends

who appreciate good lawns.

You will not get any money or checks

but within one week if this chain is not broken,

there will be 9,216 people pooping on your front lawn

Your reward will come next summer

when you will have the greenest lawn

in your neighbourhood.

Mrs. Lucy Bowel
19 Bedpan Cover
Wemouth, Mass.

Mrs. Paula Crapp
222 Enema Drive
Quincy, Mass

Mrs. Charles Syringe
109 Suppository Drive
Fink, Texas

Mrs. Smelly B. Hind
416 Diarrhoea Way
Kansas City, Missouri

Mrs.O Howie Farts
896 Rectum Road
Washington, DC

Mrs. A. Bigger Movement
276 Fertilizer Way
Melton, Mass.

If you are constipated,

pass this along to your neighbours.
DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN ...........

One man didn't give a poop

and lost his entire lawn.

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