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Don't Step On The Ducks
When they get there, St.
Peter says,
"We only have one rule here
in heaven...
don't step on the ducks."
 So they enter heaven, and sure enough,
there are ducks all over
the place.
It is almost impossible not
to step on a duck,
and although they try their
best to avoid them,
the first woman
accidentally steps on one.
Along comes St. Peter with
the ugliest man she ever saw.
St. Peter chains them
together and says
"Your punishment for
stepping on a duck is
to spend eternity chained
to this ugly man!"
 The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck,
and along comes St. Peter,
who doesn't miss a thing,
and with him is another
extremely ugly man.
He chains them together
with the same
admonishment as for the
first woman.
The third woman has observed all this and,
not wanting to be chained
for all eternity to an ugly man,
is very, VERY careful where
she steps.
 She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks,
but one day St. Peter comes
up to her with
the most handsome man she
has ever laid eyes on.
Very tall, long
eyelashes, muscular, and thin.
 St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.
The woman remarks,
"I wonder what I did to deserve
being chained to you for all of eternity?"
 The guy says,
"I don't know about
you,
but I stepped on a duck!"
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