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THE DILAPIDATED OLD BOAT
Once there were
twins,
Joe and John.
Joe was the owner
of a dilapidated old boat.
It so
happened that John's wife died
the
same day that Joe's boat sank.
 A few days later, a kindly old woman
saw Joe and mistook him
for John.
 She said, "I'm sorry to hear about your loss.
You must just
feel terrible."
 Joe, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said,
"Heck no, fact is
I'm sort of glad to be rid of her.
She was a rotten
old thing right from the beginning.
Her bottom was
all shrivelled up
and she
smelled like old dead fish.
 She was always losing her water,
she had a bad
crack in the back
and a pretty big
hole in the front too.
Every time I used her,
her hole got bigger
and she leaked like
crazy.
I guess what
finally finished her off
was when I rented
her to these
four guys looking
for a good time.
I warned them
that she wasn't very good,
but they wanted to
use her anyhow.
The fools tried to
get in her all at once and she split
right up the
middle."
The old lady
fainted.
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