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Chuckie The Chicken
At The Movies
An old farmer went to town to see a movie.
The ticket girl said,
"Sir, what is that you're
carrying ?"
The old farmer said,
"That is my pet rooster,
Chuckie.
Wherever I go, Chuckie
goes."
"I'm sorry, Sir," said the
ticket girl,
"We can't allow animals in
the theatre.
Not even a pet chicken."
The old farmer went around
the corner
and stuffed the chicken
down his pants.
He returned to the booth,
bought a ticket and
entered the theatre.
He sat down next to
two
old emergency room nurses
named
Mildred and Marge.
The movie started and
the chicken began to
squirm.
The old farmer unzipped his pants so
Chuckie could stick his head out and watch
the movie.
"Marge..." whispered Mildred.
"What?" said Marge.
"I think the guy next to me is a pervert..!" 
"What makes you think so?" asked Marge.
"He unzipped his pants and he has his
thing out..."
whispered Mildred.
"Well, don't worry about it," said Marge,
"At our age we've seen them all."
"Yes," said Mildred,
"But this one's
eating my popcorn!"
 
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